Man Blames Point Tavern For All 23 Tinder Dates Failing

PROVIDENCE, RI - A Fox Point man is pointing the figure at a local bar for the reason why he has failed to secure a second date from his 23 Tinder tries, all at the same establishment.

Randy Danielson, 27, claims the Point Tavern is the reason for his current misery in the dating-app world. "It just doesn't make any sense. I'm a catch! Everyone says so. It's even right there, in my Tinder bio. It's gotta be the Point," says Danielson. He claims he only takes his Tinder dates there, while he takes his Bumble and Hinge dates to various locations.

When asked why he keeps going to the Point after 23 tries, Danielson said "You know, Tinder is the classiest of the group. This place has a patio, a white wine selection, and the TV is turned off more often than not, so it should work like a charm." When asked, Jodi Larson, bartender at the Point on most Wednesdays, and every other Friday, recognized Mr. Danielson right away.

"Oh God, that dope. I've seen him 'forget his wallet' more times than I can remember. He's referred to around here as The Bar Tool, you know, cause he's a tool. I also seem to remember him getting a drink thrown in his face when he told one woman that Gilmore Girls is the reason for this country going into the crapper."

While Mr. Danielson seems pessimistic about the Point, others seem to think that he, in fact, may be the problem instead of the bar. One anonymous patron said that he went to college with Danielson, and his Douchebaggery usually led to the demise of many a conversation with females. He also added that the Point is a fine establishment, and shouldn't be blamed for anything. Danielson, however, disagrees, saying "It can't be me. I workout 13 times a week. See these lats? Solid as tree bark. There is no possible way it's me. I bet it's a curse. This place sucks. I'm going to try again until 27, because that's a prime number, and if that doesn't work, I dunno, I guess I'll try Johnny Rocket's or somethin'"

No word yet if Danielson knows the Johnny Rocket's Thayer Street location has closed. 

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